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Wholly smoke I just climbed out from under my rock and realised I have not updated this since they invented sliced bread... You would not believe it only hurts when I laugh. I prostrate myself in sorrow and beg thy forgiveness..
I am flat out like a lizard drinking with a weight-lifting regime, choosing my retirement village, just generally being an embarrassment to my employer, my day drifts aimlessly from the second I am woken by murderous Teletubbies to I see my darling's 10000 text messages. I am convinced that I absolutely deserve this after all my hard work. life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get.
I declare solemnly I will get online again after this next set. Honestly! Assuming I don't get distracted by counting my chest hairs..

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For you somewhat cybernetically challenged, it goes something like this (using the proper cyber-names):

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An era of PC games. I used to spend hours on the PC and upgrading parts of it to have a solid gaming experience. First it would be creative 4.1 speakers for the WOW effect.....

Then it would be the RAM, then off course the graphic cards as the new games needed it. I had an NVIDIA back then. Then the games started getting bigger & plumper and the media shifted to DVD's, so then i had to buy DVD drive. When all was set, i realized my josh was more than my mouse can handle.. so began another set of investments for mouses, ergonomic keyboards, gamepads, steering wheels etc... Thats when i decided to buy PS2....

60 Most Beautiful Apple (Mac OS X Leopard) Wallpapers

The designs are amazing. Steve does a neat job in motivating people to get the best out of them. I suggest watching the movie "Pirates of Silicon Valley" .....

The guy literally works hard and makes his team work harder. He installs the fear in people , makes them commit. He is a staunch believer that under pressure, ppl deliver thier best. If you still have not seen the movie, just watch it.. Its a must for all techies.

A newly wed girl was being welcomed at the husband's home in a traditional manner.

She was asked to give a little speech. She addressed as follows:

"My dear family members, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family",

she said "Firstly, with my presence I would not want to create any inconveniences by my being here. I mean that I don't want you all to change your way of life, your routine."

"What do you mean my child?" asked the patriarch of the family.

What I mean dad is:

Those who used to wash dishes must carry on washing them.
Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it.
Those who cooked shouldn't stop on my account.
Those who used to clean should clean.

As for me, I am here just to control your son!

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This is called bride from 21st Century!!!!