The Eternal Truth...

There are only 3 ways to write a blog... The Right Way, The Wrong Way and MY Way :-)

Programming Myself....

If you want something you never had, you must do something you never have done!!! - That's meee!!! can't be better:-)

To the life beyond...

This was my last email that went from my official email id :-(
Four years is a significant chunk of my life and four years at Aztecsoft felt like eight spent anywhere else, but it is, in many ways, the most memorable. It will affect the rest of my life in ways no other job has or really could. For that, I will always be grateful beyond mere words.
I definitely feel very melancholic, even as I compose this email and will always remember my colleagues and peers from here for all the erudite discussions and learning’s that I garnered from them and not disregarding the enormous support extended to me during all times by all.

Thank you !!!

Wishing everyone all the best!!!

Corporate Structure

Chairman Of The Board - Leaps tall buildings in a single bound. Is more powerful than a speeding locomotive; faster than a speeding bullet. Walks on water. Gives policy to Master.

President - Leaps short buildings in a single bound. Is more powerful than a switch engine; just as fast as a speeding bullet. Walks on water when the water is calm. Talks with Master.

Executive Vice-President - Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds. Is almost as powerful as a switch engine; not quite as fast as a speeding bullet. Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool. Talks to Master if special request is granted.

Vice President - Barely clears a quonset hut. Loses tug of war with locomotive. Can fire a speeding bullet. Swims well. Is occasionally addressed by Master.

General Manager - Makes high marks on the wall when trying to leap buildings. Is run over by a locomotive. Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury. Dog paddles. Talks to animals.

Manager - Runs into buildings. Recognizes locomotive two out of three times. Is not issued ammunition. Can't stay afloat with a life preserver. Talks to walls.

Trainee - Falls over doorsteps when trying to enter buildings. Says, "Look at the choo-choo." Wets self with a water pistol. Plays in mud puddles. Mumbles to self.

Secretary - Lifts buildings and walks under them. Kicks locomotives off the tracks. Catches speeding bullets in her teeth and eats them. Freezes water with single glance. She is the Master.

Busy or Lazy

Am not quite sure which one, but one of them is for real. Either am tooo busy to spend a few minutes to summarize my thoughts/incidents for the day or i am procrastinating...But the ever growing urge to blog daily is so high that sometimes i feel that i may be responsible for arson.. well jokes apart... i wannna be more regular now...

Effective way to loose weight

Last year around Oct-Nov, i lost a lot of weight.People saw the difference and went WoW!!! but unfortunately this was short lived and i am back to shape... Round shape:-). Now i am googling around to find an effective way to loose weight, coz the last time i lost weight - there were too many factors which i can't reproduce now :-( . But i made a list .. let me try if anything works out

1.Eating yourself :-) . You can never gain weight then :-)
2.Swallowing a tape worm?
3.Amputation is the easiest way. Exercise is way to tedious. Hack of your hands and legs and you should be lighter
4.How about liposuction
5. Diet is good, but will diet pepsi help?
6.Combination of exercise, diet, liposuction and amputation

Let me try all/some of the above and give you guys a sure hit

My ego

I have realized that I am superior to all people. You are all mere flecks of dirt and fecal matter to me. I am EVERYTHING. You are nothing. WORSHIP MY FEET! - This is how i feel sometimes. I know my ego is strong :-)