What I want for my bday :-)
People keep asking me what I want for my birthday. I'm beginning to get frustrated with the question. What do I want, you ask? Well, that's easy. I'd like to be able to run up four flights of stairs without gasping, never spot another road-killed animal, give hugs more often, vaporize most politicians and all bureaucracy, read more books, actually convince a green plant to grow in the environs of my office. None of which you can acquire in Sapna or Gangarams for 499 /-, so don't sweat it. I mean it.
If you must, find a blank card with a goofy picture on the front and write me an anecdote that will make me laugh, not just when I read it, but when I re-read it six months later when attempting to scamper through layers of clutter to find my floor. No old jungle sayings, no cheap quotations, or Italian poets from the thirteenth century need apply. Your own writing would do just fine...
Find me one if you care ;-)
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