Lazy Blogger's post
Wholly smoke I just climbed out from under my rock and realised I have not updated this since they invented sliced bread... You would not believe it only hurts when I laugh. I prostrate myself in sorrow and beg thy forgiveness..
I am flat out like a lizard drinking with a weight-lifting regime, choosing my retirement village, just generally being an embarrassment to my employer, my day drifts aimlessly from the second I am woken by murderous Teletubbies to I see my darling's 10000 text messages. I am convinced that I absolutely deserve this after all my hard work. life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get.
I declare solemnly I will get online again after this next set. Honestly! Assuming I don't get distracted by counting my chest hairs..
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