Mushy's Book - Unabridged :-)
This was funny!!! I read some excerpts that was put up in TOI & some forum's.. and i felt the book should be aptly titled .."In the line of LIAR" :-) He is definetly shaping up as Khushwant Singh of Pakistan..
Mush : On the Agra summit failure "There is the man and there is the moment. When man and moment meet history is made. Vajpayee failed to grasp the moment and lost his moment in history"
No Mr Mush,the moment was not Agra it was Amristar - when that old man boarded a bus to Lahore. It was Mrs Gandhi and the moment was Shimla. It was Nehru and the moment was Kashmir... if u don;t know what i am talking... try revising your history..
Mush : says, India obtained its Nuclear centrifuge and some of its missile technology from Pakistan through A Q Khan's dudes in Dubai.
Yes Mr Mush,personally I remember Indians returning home from Dubai carrying little neutron devices and detonators in VIP suitcases.
You know what, the authour of Indian bomb programme and Pak bomb programme reside in New Delhi,the capital of India. The first one resides in Rashtrapati Bhavan, the second one is a India Today reporter who on an overdose of ecstasy, wrote you guys had a nuclear bomb ( someone in Pakistan read the article and then you guys started claiming you had THE BOMB )Bottomline is YOU DONT HAVE THE BOMB (You want one ? We'll drop one over Karachi)...
We dont mind a Ibrahim,Dawood smuggling gold from Dubai - at times we adore his style but he'll pay for the two fifty seven dead in Bombay '93.
We dont mind a Prabhakaran,Velupillai playing a tiger or a lion for his brothers - at times we sympathize with his cause but he'll pay for our youthful leader's life he took in May '91.
We dont mind a Musharaff,Pervez writing an autobiography - at times we make it a best seller but he'll pay for the five hundred and twenty two young men dead in Kargil '99.
So make merry - now you have a best sellerthis time its for you :-)
Mush : On the Agra summit failure "There is the man and there is the moment. When man and moment meet history is made. Vajpayee failed to grasp the moment and lost his moment in history"
No Mr Mush,the moment was not Agra it was Amristar - when that old man boarded a bus to Lahore. It was Mrs Gandhi and the moment was Shimla. It was Nehru and the moment was Kashmir... if u don;t know what i am talking... try revising your history..
Mush : says, India obtained its Nuclear centrifuge and some of its missile technology from Pakistan through A Q Khan's dudes in Dubai.
Yes Mr Mush,personally I remember Indians returning home from Dubai carrying little neutron devices and detonators in VIP suitcases.
You know what, the authour of Indian bomb programme and Pak bomb programme reside in New Delhi,the capital of India. The first one resides in Rashtrapati Bhavan, the second one is a India Today reporter who on an overdose of ecstasy, wrote you guys had a nuclear bomb ( someone in Pakistan read the article and then you guys started claiming you had THE BOMB )Bottomline is YOU DONT HAVE THE BOMB (You want one ? We'll drop one over Karachi)...
We dont mind a Ibrahim,Dawood smuggling gold from Dubai - at times we adore his style but he'll pay for the two fifty seven dead in Bombay '93.
We dont mind a Prabhakaran,Velupillai playing a tiger or a lion for his brothers - at times we sympathize with his cause but he'll pay for our youthful leader's life he took in May '91.
We dont mind a Musharaff,Pervez writing an autobiography - at times we make it a best seller but he'll pay for the five hundred and twenty two young men dead in Kargil '99.
So make merry - now you have a best sellerthis time its for you :-)
"The strongest is not the one who always wins but the one who stands back up after great fall"
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