Mes Secrets Inconnus

Recently i was telling a friend a story when she stopped me and asked me how old the people I was referring to were. Instinctively, i said , "Kids, you know our age.". It did not strike me strange until later that i had just called a bunch of guys in thier late 20's as kids :-) And it has begun to occur to me that , as much as i don;t want to grow, its happening whether i like it or not :-(. But although standing one year shy of thirty scares the shit out of me, the upside of being twenty nine is that i have been around enough now to pass some "valuable gyaan" . So kiddies, here are some rules i wish i knew when i was your age

• Unless something catastrophic has happened don;t tell mom any bad news. You fought with someone or just a cold. Your mom does not need to know , after all the crap she has put with you all these years
• As much as you hate your job, your boss hates his twice as much in addition to having kids, loans  and close to 50. Can;t do much
• Don't over eat just because you liked it. You still have a life time to munch
• Never get into loans, they can ruin your perfect thirties. & the golden one is never lend money esp if they are your childhood chums
• Infatuations don;t lead to love marriages. infatuations die when you graduate..
• If you are going out and don't remember if you had your cologne on, don;t give yourself a precautionary deo spray. Too much cologne is much worse
• keep in touch with your friends, you never know who will get rich and famous one day
• There is no difference between career and job ;-) Get satisfied with what pays you!!
• Don't speed on empty lanes, satan can show up any time